There is a difference between GOODBYE & LETTING GO…
Goodbye is…
I’ll see you again when I’m ready to hold your hand and you’re ready to hold mine too.
Letting go is…
Pakyu! Magsama kayo mga hayop kayo! Kawalan mo, ulol!
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It’s good to be scared. It means you still have something to lose.
Dr. Richard Webber, Chief of Surgery, Grey’s Anatomy
Maldita ka ba? A collection of maldita (bitchy) quotes / responses.
On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up, looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse me. You are NOT small’”
A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding instructions, “Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din yan sa pagiisip.”
A friend told another friend, “Naku, magma-makeup muna ako, baka magmukha akong yaya mo.” The other friend replied, “Wag na, magmumukha ka lang yaya ko na naka-makeup.”
I told my then boyfriend during a fight, “Even on your smartest day, you’re not half as smart as I am on my dumbest!”
“Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
A letter posted on a car windshield in UP: “Sir/madam, the parking space that we have reserved is for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard.”
When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe, lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito, according to beauty. Mga panget muna.”
“Unlike you, tinuruan ako ng mga magulang ko na hindi pumatol sa may asawa.”
From the movie She’s The Man: “Girls with an ass like mine don’t go out with boys with a face like yours.”
“Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?”
I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, “Sale, right?”
I pointed a “7 items or less” sign to a clueless pasosyal at the supermarket. She bitchily answered, “I can read!” Sabay irap. So I shot back with, “I know, but can you count?”
“Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko.”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be bitchy. It’s an involuntary reaction whenever I encounter ugly people.”
Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not enter.”
Man: “how do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”
After receiving her pay slip and realizng how much she’s paying for tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, “Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng tax?”
During a hike at Mt. Mayon, we had a maarte companion. When we ran out of water, our guide got us some from a ntural spring. The maarte girl said, “Dini-drink ba yan?” I told her, “Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?”
Overheard from 2 kids talking.
Kid 1: “Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve.”
Kid 2: “Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo sa unggoy.”
Kid 1: “Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya wag kang magulo!”
A friend told his officemate: “I’m impressed. I’ve never encountered such a small mind inside such a big head before.”
Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya) “Isang butas lang ang lamang mo sa kin!”
I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The ugly guy snapped, “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back, “Eh bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
A friend once told me, “Ang ganda mo!” I answered: “Thank you, sana ikaw rin…”
I told this to an ex: “I must admit you brought religion to my life. I never believed in hell till I met you.”
“When a cashier tells me she doesn’t have change, I say: “And…kaninong problema yun?”
“Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw, mukha kang kabayo?”
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Grudges Are A Waste Of Perfect Happiness
Laugh when you can.
Apologize when you should.
Let go of what you can’t change.
Love deeply and forgive quickly.
Appreciate people who care for you.
Take chances.
Give everything and have no regrets.
Life is too short to be unhappy.
You have to take the good with the bad.
People change and things go wrong.
But always remember LIFE GOES ON.
Have a blessed Sunday!
- SMS quote from a close friend whom I haven’t seen for quite a while now. I miss you and take care.
Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn’t mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It’s what you do to the people you say you love, that’s what matters. It’s the only thing that counts.
Stephen, The Last Kiss (2006)
When you feel like you love someone more than he loves you, it can make you crazy. It can make you a lot crazy…
Dr. Teddy Altman, Grey’s Anatomy
Sad is when the right person finally comes for you, but you didn’t notice because all your life, you’re too busy making the wrong person right for you.
SMS Anonymous
